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I'm a 20-year-old female from Sydney, Australia, who has a tendency to see the fantasy in the world -- which probably makes my cynicism a little ironic. I have a penchant for Marvel movies and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm nerdier than I may come across and (while not always) I can also be a bit of a girl. I get a little bit too enthusiastic about shoes...and Excel spreadsheets.

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via imagineoggsfordgrad)

4 hours ago
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dannfielsommer:

nevvzealand:

i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine

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4 days ago
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giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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4 days ago
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mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

(Source: ziver, via incendioandlumos)

1 week ago
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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

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1 week ago
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voldemortsblog:

lucid-flower:

ay-drian:

getting over someone you never even dated

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I don’t know why this picture is so accurate

i dont know why this picture was ever taken

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1 week ago
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chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via fuchsschatten)

3 days ago
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kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

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4 days ago
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aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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5 days ago
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jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

(Source: jaclcfrost, via p-eterquill)

1 week ago
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i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

(Source: lamemom, via maybeyouneedthis)

1 week ago
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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via whorestyle)

1 week ago
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