What else is there to tell?

I'm a 20-year-old female from Sydney, Australia, who has a tendency to see the fantasy in the world -- which probably makes my cynicism a little ironic. I have a penchant for Marvel movies and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm nerdier than I may come across and (while not always) I can also be a bit of a girl. I get a little bit too enthusiastic about shoes...and Excel spreadsheets.

terrorless:

the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

(Source: fuckyeahcomicsbaby, via adalaide-marie)

5 days ago
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Society:You're fat. Get off your fat ass and get some exercise.
Fat woman:Okay, I'd love to. Let's get some workout clothes!
Clothing industry:Oh, we don't have your size. Fat people don't exercise so there's no market for it. Have some men's sweatpants and a man's t-shirt.
Fat woman:What about my boobs?
Clothing industry:We don't have sports bras for you either. There's a few specialty shops, if you want to spend hundred of dollars on a bra you're going to sweat all over.
Fat woman:I guess I'll just double-bra. Now, I need a gym membership.
Gym:Oh. Okay. I guess.
Gym member:*dirty looks at fat woman* *makes a big deal out of sanitizing anything fat woman touches* *complains to gym about having to look at fat people* *generally treats fat woman like shit*
Fat woman:I'm not comfortable here at all. Maybe I'll just go for a walk.
Passer-by:Hey, fatty! Don't crack the pavement!
Another passer-by:*condescending* Oh, it's so great that you're trying to lose weight.
Fat woman:I'm not. I just want to get in better shape.
Another passer-by:But you have to lose weight! You're so unhealthy!
Yet another passer-by:Mooooo! Look at the cow!
Fat woman:Yeah. I don't think I want to be out here anymore. Maybe I'll just buy some home exercise equipment.
Sporting goods store:Sorry. The weight limit on our equipment is 30 kilos less than you weigh. You'll have to lose some weight if you want to exercise at home. Have you tried a gym? Or maybe just go for a walk?
Fat woman:Yeah. Thanks.
Fat woman:...
Fat woman:I'm out of ideas.
Society:Haven't you lost any weight yet? Fat people are so lazy.
5 days ago
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420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

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6 days ago
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adriofthedead:

ghostalebrije:

speedwag:

i want every frame of this tattooed on my body and then i want it on my gravestone

the icecream

children in a nutshell

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3 weeks ago
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promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

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3 weeks ago
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dampsandwich:

i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture

dampsandwich:

i cant tell if this is a strong statement or just a really weird picture

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3 weeks ago
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ziver:

oh, that’s cute Westboro Baptist Church.

you don’t want to disclose where your founders funeral is going to take place. why? because a funeral is a personal thing, a mourning period for families and friends? you’d hate to have people angered by your beliefs and your practices protest your funeral, wouldn’t you? (≖︿≖)

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3 weeks ago
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octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

image

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5 days ago
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2010 tumblr:don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr:I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
3 weeks ago
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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

honerablerosemary:

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

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CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

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MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

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MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

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BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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3 weeks ago
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not-safe-for-earth:

Joss Whedon’s Twitter is the best Twitter and I will not be convinced otherwise. (x) (x)

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3 weeks ago
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italktosnakes:

justmargaret:

freshest-tittymilk:

housewifeswag:

I want all of these again

im crying

my milky pens were LIFE

Literally, someone in 5th grade stole my Milky Pens case once, and I’m still mad at them for it.

Wow I have not thought about some of this stuff in years (CANDY LIPSTICK!) but man did I just feel the pangs of nostalgia. 

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3 weeks ago
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